I got this in my SACC digest from KellEy.. "red"
Alabama: It's illegal to wear a fake mustache that causes laughter in church.
Florida: Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.
Georgia: It's illegal to change the clothes on a storefront mannequin unless the shades are down.
Kentucky: One may not dye a duckling blue and offer it for sale unless more than six are for sale at once.
Lousiana: It's illegal to rob a bank and then shoot at the bank teller with a water pistol.
Mississippi: It is illegal to teach others what polygamy is.
North Carolina: It's illegal to sing off key.
South Carolina: If a man promises to marry an unmarried woman, by law it must take place.
Tennessee: It's illegal to use a lasso to catch a fish.
New Mexico: it's illegal for a woman to ride a horse on a public street with a kimono on.
Illinois: it's illegal to take a French poodle to the opera.
California: Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses.
Nebraska: If a child burps during church, the parent may be arrested.
Alaska: It is considered an offense to push a live moose out of a moving airplane.
New York: A person may not walk around on Sundays with an ice
cream cone in his/her pocket.
New Jersey: Handcuffs may not be sold to minors.
Wisconsin (Milwaukee): If one is thought of as offensive looking, it is illegal for him to be in public during the day.
Pennsylvania: You may not sing in the bathtub.
Canada--Ontario--Guelph: The city is classified as a no-pee zone.
Canada--Ontario--WaWa: You may not paint a ladder as it will be slippery when wet.
Canada--Quebec--Montreal: Citizens may not relieve themselves or spit on the street. Punishable by a fine of over 100 Canadian dollars.
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