Friday, August 22, 2003

Dumb Laws

I got this in my SACC digest from KellEy.. "red"

Alabama: It's illegal to wear a fake mustache that causes laughter in church.

Florida: Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.

Georgia: It's illegal to change the clothes on a storefront mannequin unless the shades are down.

Kentucky: One may not dye a duckling blue and offer it for sale unless more than six are for sale at once.

Lousiana: It's illegal to rob a bank and then shoot at the bank teller with a water pistol.

Mississippi: It is illegal to teach others what polygamy is.

North Carolina: It's illegal to sing off key.

South Carolina: If a man promises to marry an unmarried woman, by law it must take place.

Tennessee: It's illegal to use a lasso to catch a fish.

New Mexico: it's illegal for a woman to ride a horse on a public street with a kimono on.

Illinois: it's illegal to take a French poodle to the opera.

California: Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses.

Nebraska: If a child burps during church, the parent may be arrested.

Alaska: It is considered an offense to push a live moose out of a moving airplane.

New York: A person may not walk around on Sundays with an ice
cream cone in his/her pocket.

New Jersey: Handcuffs may not be sold to minors.

Wisconsin (Milwaukee): If one is thought of as offensive looking, it is illegal for him to be in public during the day.

Pennsylvania: You may not sing in the bathtub.

Canada--Ontario--Guelph: The city is classified as a no-pee zone.

Canada--Ontario--WaWa: You may not paint a ladder as it will be slippery when wet.

Canada--Quebec--Montreal: Citizens may not relieve themselves or spit on the street. Punishable by a fine of over 100 Canadian dollars.

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